2. Blessed is he that will not expect too much from ECG (Electricity Corporation of Ghana), for he shall definitely not be disappointed!
3. Blessed are the dwarfs who would decide to hijack the ‘freely- fallen’ cedi yet not spend it, for they have no where to invest it except our own GH!
4. Blessed is the bald man who has the hope that there ever would be Brazilian/ Peruvian hair that would one day come to his rescue. Behold, such a manner of man has the strength to hold unto the promises of a politician!
5. Blessed is she that will not exchange the worth of a plush, fully-furnished house for Brazilian hair. Her reward will be a never- complaining, landlord husband. After all, what shall it profit a woman if she gains every ‘natural’ hair there ever will be, yet complain that the cedi has fallen!
6. Blessed is she that will not fill her hand bag with an entire wardrobe, for back ache shall always be far from her!
7. Blessed is she that will not beef up her beauty (especially when there is none) with expensive accessories, clothing among others, for after marriage she will not be accused of examination malpractice!
8. Blessed are they that take bribes on our roads, never would their dreams run out of ‘accident’ ghosts!
9. Blessed are they that demand bribes to undertake duties for which they are paid, for they would wear guilty conscience on their faces all the time… for easy identification!
10. Blessed is that gentleman who, on behalf of any woman, won’t spend his lifetime savings on every smartphone that emerges on the market, for his portion will be a healthy, well-built body!
11. Blessed is he that would spend a chunk of his earnings on lottery, weekend partying, among others, for his children’s fees would continue to soar to almost be at par with Ghana’s debt!
12. Blessed are they that would consider politics as their source of employment, at least, they would have a heap of insults on their heads as often as they can’t imagine!
13. Blessed is the graduate who is patiently waiting upon the government to grant him/her a job, their enviable portion would be a decade experience of home-sitting!
14. Blessed is the wife who would spend all her leisure on soap operas, telenovelas and what have you. She would always call her husband by a Mexican name!
15. And… blessed is the nation with close to a thousand presidential staffers. For in as much as there will be abundant wisdom and a cut in the rate unemployment, there will be sporadic utility price hikes and little or no salary increment!
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