TODAY’S WOMAN

Today’s woman

She wants a mansion-worth pizza

Her dreadful, dreamful dreams

To marry a man who already has a driver

Four wheels. ATM lover.

Impossible possibilities she demands

All in a moment

Me. I have brains

That’s insane!

She doesn’t mind

She would have preferred if I had trains!

Trains that could travel the whole wide world

Not brains that someday promise to be a pearl

Today’s woman

Skimpy skinny skin

Borrowed identity till eternity

Her pomade belongs to her aunty

Her make-up, her granny

Inhumane human hair

Brazilian and worth fortunes

Shoes that are worth misfortunes

Shoes with hooves

That one day would make her still; not move

Is today’s woman a woman?

Cooking skills thrown to the dogs

Etiquette tossed to the hogs

Financial strength stressed on porks

Though she can drive not

Her wishes can drive you nuts!

Jezebel look-alike

Finger nails as nail-like as the spike

Artificial body parts

Hair, face, hands and even heart

Till date, today’s woman

Another man born out of a man

Struggling to strangle the power of a deity’s son

Affirmative action

Tweaa. Don’t mention

When Adams were wrestling wrests after rest, where was their function?

Under hell’s light, called Sun, Adam’s writhe without unction

Only for Eves to complain about mansions

Today’s woman

Crying me a river to buy her the sea

To feed her every pleasure with undue pressure

All for free

Denying my vision today for another man with a television

Let me remind her

I’ll be on her television tomorrow sharing my vision

And lessons on her yesterday’s ignorance!